As I was on my way to the restroom this afternoon, a confused man got off of the elevator to ask me for directions:
Confused Man: "Can you tell me where the Secret Service office is?"
Me: "I wasn't aware that the Secret Service has an office on my floor. Are you looking for the ATF? Their office is right here..."
Confused Man: "No, I am looking for the Secret Service. They told me to come to this floor in this building and I can't find their office anywhere."
Me :: (whispers):: "Isn't that a secret?"
Then the confused man gave me the dirtiest look I have received in a very long time. Maybe next time I should keep my sarcasm to myself....